So, by now, we all know the NPCs in FFXIII-2 are hilarious, but I know there’s more out there I’ve forgotten or missed! Still recovering from surgery, and I’ve found illustrating these the be quite entertaining. Feel free to add to the list!

Completed:
Noel:

“Maybe I should get a sugar daddy.” (Woman, Academia 4XX AF)
”You’re too pretty to be a man.” (Academy Soldier, Yaschas Massif 1X AF)
”He looks like an actor!“ (Woman, Academia 4XX AF)
”He’s definitely a ten.“ (Woman, Academia 4XX AF)
”*gasp* I think he just looked at me!” (Woman, Academia 4XX AF)
”Time for me to snag a rich husband!“ (Woman, Academia 4XX AF)

Serah:

“She must be a model!“ (Man, Academia 4XX AF)
”Oh wow. She’s just my type.“ (Man, Academia 4XX AF)
”Maybe I should talk to her.“ (Man, Academia 4XX AF)
”So pretty!“ (Girl, Academia 4XX AF)

Mog:

“You have to keep your pets on a leash if you want to take them out on a walk!“ (Girl, Academia 4XX AF) 

Hope:

“Oh, what I’d give to travel to the future with Mr. Estheim! But that would mean I would have to leave my husband behind…” (Woman, Academia 4XX AF)
“I thought it was weird that my wife would sneak out of the house to visit the Academy. I recently found out that she has a crush on their director. It really hurts my self-confidence when I hear my wife going on and on about how good-looking or smart another man is.” (Man, Academia 4XX AF)
”There are no decent men around here. What’s he doing at this time of day?“ (Woman, Academia 4XX AF)
”Do you know Hope Estheim of the Academy? He used to be the director. I just caught a glimpse of him. That was the highlight of my day. Mr. Estheim keeps the academy running. That kind of dedication and leadership is just amazing, don’t you think? I’m not just saying that because he’s good-looking! Mr. Estheim travelled through time to save all of mankind—to save us all! How could anyone not be attracted to that? He is good-looking, too. I suppose that helps… My husband is worried because I carry a picture of Mr. Estheim around with me. I bet he’s jealous! *giggles*“ (Woman, Academia 4XX AF) 

Recorded:
Noel:

“He’s so handsome.” (Woman, Academia 4XX AF)
“Is he looking my way?” (Woman, Academia 4XX AF)
 “My money’s on that cutie.” (Woman, Serendipity ???AF)

Mog:

“Bang! Pew pew!” (Boy, Academia 4XX AF)
“There you are, paradox wizard!” (Boy, Academia 4XX AF)
“I want one!” (Girl, Academia 4XX AF)
”It’s so cute…” (Girl, Academia 4XX AF) 

Special thanks to caitlyn479 for submitting some lines about Hope!
So, what others am I missing?